I found a USB key in an ordinary sausage: at first, I thought it had accidentally ended up in the food, until I checked its contents.

I dropped the mouse and sat there, staring at the screen, a shiver running down my spine. It might have been a bad joke, but who would go so far as to hide a USB key in food?

Now I’m torn between calling the police to investigate or simply dropping the matter and trying to forget about it. In any case, one thing is certain: I’ll never look at store-bought sausages the same way again.