I found a USB key in an ordinary sausage: at first, I thought it had accidentally ended up in the food, until I checked its contents.

At first, I thought it was a piece of metal or plastic. But as I carefully removed it, I felt nauseous: it was a USB drive, a simple drive, covered in pieces of sausage. Just thinking about it made me sick. I’d already eaten from that packaging! How on earth could a USB drive have ended up inside a sealed sausage?
Disgust gave way to curiosity.
I plugged the USB drive into my computer, not really knowing what to expect, and what I saw gave me goosebumps. There was only one folder, titled “OPEN ME.” Inside, a single image: a photo of a man staring at the camera and laughing.